Stupid Drivers

By Gagan Singh

Now we all know there are some dumbass drivers out there. The ones that are doing 50 where the speed limit is 80 or the ones that are doing 100 where its a school zone, but the stupidest drivers are the ones that can’t even back up their car. Now the only reason I bring this up is because some dumbass hit my car while it was parked on the road. Now I don’t know for sure that someone was backing up when they hit it but the way it was hit, I’m pretty damn sure. The way I see it is if you can’t back up your car without hitting something, you don’t deserve to drive. One of the first things you learn when you first get you license is that always look behind to make sure nothing is there when backing up. Usually you just look behind you by turning your head back OR you can look through you rearview and people also check their side mirrors to make sure. So if you can’t back up without hitting something, just rip up your license and throw it away because the world doesn’t need idiot drivers like you. You can also include girls in that bracket of people who don’t deserve to drive. I’m pretty sure it was a female who was backing up that hit my car and as soon as I find out, I’ll let y’all know. Now statistics might show that males are in more accidents than females but it’s usually the women’s fault that a guys in an accident in the first place. Either they bitching at you in the car or on the phone or it’s because you didn’t want to hit their car that you ended up being in an accident. All you girls can say I’m being stereotypical and what not but let’s face it, majority of you are bad drivers. You’re scared to drive at night, you’re scared to go over the speed limit, you’re scared to drive on the highways and if you’re talking on a cell phone while driving, well then you’re just an accident waiting to happen. Maybe I’m just pissed off about my car being hit, maybe not but nevertheless the world needs less stupid drivers.

And on another note, congrats to the Colts for being Superbowl XLI champions and ya boy Payton Manning for the MVP

27 Responses to “Stupid Drivers”

  1. Jaskiran Kaur Aujla Says:

    Bhai Sahib Ji,

    To say I was disgusted with your post and your overall blog would be an understatement. I don’t know how I found this place, but Guru Sahib kirpaa karn that I have now seen the real reality behind Singhs.

    You talk sweet at Gurdwara Sahibs, act humble and act as if you yourself are a brother, yet seeing the hate you write on this, making such things public to the entire world is disgusting!!! How can you say such nasty things about your own sisters???? Do you have no shame!?!?

    It is from mothers you are given birth, and sisters hands who you eat food, how dare you even attempt to insult them? Many of our daughters already suffer from low self-esteems and here yo go further belittling them, how dare you!

    We have never crossed paths but to have to sit here and believe that such vile individuals as yourself exist really, really, puts a dagger in my heart.

    In closing, sarpanch Gagan, if you had an iota of honor in you, then take pesh for these hateful and lude comments.

  2. t Says:

    “You talk sweet at Gurdwara Sahibs, act humble and act as if you yourself are a brother”

    if you never seen him, how can you say that?

  3. Singh Sahib Jaswant Singh Says:

    Dearest Jaskiran Kaur,

    I suggest you loosen up that keski just a notch give your head some air, and relax. Knowing Gagan for the last 17 years I will tell you one thing about him: HE IS NOT SWEET. I mean you will never find someone as rude, arrogant and loud as this man. He does not have a sky high damalaa, and you will never see him in a crisp white kurta pajamaa that has a tangy Fabreeze sent to it. No that is not Gagan. The other brothers you see at the gurdwara sahibs at rainsavhi nights are out to get your msn addy so they can discuss ’sikhi’ with you. In particular how as Sikhs we need to become more western and how we need to move away from the elders traditions of segrating the sexes. Not Gagan. He is desi through and through. Never let his ebonic slang get you. Gagan is a dip of dips and fob of fobs. In the last 5 years alone there have been 5 deportation attempts by the Government to send him home, until they relized he lived in Malton at which point they gave him a bar of deoderant and dropped him outside of Malton Guru Ghar. Please realize that Sarpanch Sahib did not mean to offend you, but the fact remains women can’t drive. Every single women I know has crashed her car at least once. I’m sure back in the days many of them would have crashed there horses had the horses not helped them out just a little bit. So please do ever so kindly get out of here as your type are better of at those inferior blogs where they kiss ass and try to sound smart. Lastly the Waterloo Kirtan is around the corner. I ask that all Sangat come out in droves as the buses are still completely empty and seeing as how we already payed for them we need to fill them up quick times. So please I beg you come to Waterloo Kirtan where you will receive a complimentary Laurier SSA TShirt, and coupon for free pizza from the Waterloo SSA.

  4. lol Says:

    hahahaha.. thats hilarious… im a girl and i for damn sure can drive now..but i will admit i have hit a few cars as has my mom and possibly every other woman in my family…. but give me a damn break… we might hit a few cars once in a while.. its majority of guys that are in the huge accidents and cause casualties.. on that note.. id take a fender-bender over a multiple car crash any day of the week… and gagan.. sounds like quite the character… funny stuff

  5. G Says:

    hahahaha, wickked

    now that post is what I call a good break from studying

  6. Dollar Bill$ Says:

    BBC News

    Bad driving ‘linked to hormones’

    Spatial skills such as map reading and parking may be difficult for some women because they had too little testosterone in the womb.

    Some men have long held that women are deficient in these skills.

    Scientists from the University of Giessen, Germany, writing in the journal Intelligence found a lack of the hormone affects spatial ability.

    Low testosterone levels are also linked to shorter wedding ring fingers, they say.

    The research looked at the spatial, numerical and verbal skills of 40 student volunteers.

    Men do seem to be better at spatial abilities, and women at verbal and emotional skills
    Dr Nick Neave, British Psychological Society
    Spatial skill is the ability to assess and orientate shapes and spaces. Map reading and parking are spatial skills which men often say women lack. Women tend to disagree.

    The researchers also looked at the length of the students’ wedding and index fingers.

    In women, the two fingers are usually almost equal in length, as measured from the crease nearest the palm to the fingertip. In men, the ring finger tends to be much longer than the index.

    For one of the spatial tests, volunteers had to tell which of five drawings could not be rotated so it looked like the other four.

    The other test involved the ability to think in 3D by mentally “unfolding” a complex shape.

    Overall, men achieved higher scores in the tests than women.

    But women with the male pattern of finger length did better than those whose wedding finger was shorter.

    They also scored better on the numerical tests.

    Fertility

    Writing in Intelligence, the researchers, led by Dr Petra Kempel, said women who had ‘male-like’ finger length ratio patterns outperformed other women.

    They added that the differences seen within the group studied were “remarkable.”

    However, the researchers accept that their study was limited because only one saliva sample was taken from each person, and no detailed account was taken of women’s menstrual cycle, which can affect hormone balance.

    Other studies looking at finger length ratio have suggested that, in men a long ring finger and symmetrical hands are an indication of fertility, and that women are more likely to be fertile if they have a longer index finger.

    Another study controversially suggested that finger length ratio could also be linked to sexual orientation, with lesbian women having a greater difference in length between their ring finger and index finger than straight women do.

    Dr Nick Neave, an evolutionary psychologist at the University of Northumbria who specialises in spatial awareness and gender differences.

    He said: “Being exposed to testosterone early on does seem to affect the way the brain works.

    “It seems to push it to work in a more masculine way, with a stronger right hemisphere; the spatial hemisphere.

    “The extra testosterone also appears to cause the ring finger to be longer than the index.”

    Bones contain testosterone receptors, and Dr Neave said the fourth finger appeared to be particularly receptive to levels of the hormone.

    Higher levels are linked the ring finger being longer than the index.

    Dr Neave, a member of the British Psychological Society, added: “The sexes do use different skills to find their way around. Men seem to be able to keep the route in their head without landmarks, whereas women do use them.

    “So men may be better at finding the car when its parked in a huge shopping centre car-park. It may also tap into driving and parking abilities.”

    He added: “Men do seem to be better at spatial abilities, and women at verbal and emotional skills.

    “It may be a generalisation, but that does seem to be the case.”

    But Dr David Gray of the Department of Philosophy at Harvard University, said: “Correlation between genetic features and skills may often have an environmental intermediary which determines performance at a given skill.”

    He suggested skilled drivers may be those who are more practised at the activity. In addition, he said people with longer ring fingers may have dominating personalities and therefore do more driving.

    “This practice would make them better at these activities and would be correlated with a physical feature, but not caused by it.”

    Thank you Science. Just goes to show that even scientists are saying girls cant drive. And my 2 cents are this, driving is indeed linked to hormones. girls are PMSing so much that they lose all focus to drive. They start talking on the phone while driving and then they blame guys for being in multicar collisions. GIRLS CAUSE mutli car accidents. like gagan said, we try to avoid ur stupidness and all of a sudden another girl hits the car from behind and then u got a pile up. Girls shud have their driving priviledges taken away. down with the female driver!

    Gagan for el Presidente!

  7. whats REALLY good Says:

    aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhhaahahahaha that jaswant singh post is possibly the best reply i have ever seen on gagan’s OR shinda’s blog.

    and its damn true. you got girls applying makeup, fixing their hair, making coffee, and probably on the phone with their sikh brothers discussing the values of hugging for body warmth. then you got us guys cruising down the street in our 6-4’s, minding our bidness. all of a sudden you got some girl changing lanes while im right beside her like she all up in my video. obviously i honk and shake my head snoop style, all disgusted and shit. ofcourse, the girl either apologizes a little too much or pretends like she aint in the wrong and just keeps driving. i think girls need to stick to the back seat … not like that you dirty devils you.

  8. jiggah Says:

    propz to dem TO boys. u kno how to hold ya ground wen times come around. keep it locked and Gagan continue to speak the truth.

  9. disgusted Says:

    I agree with the original msg with Jaskiran Kaur. Have you no shame. These are the daughters of the panth you are insulting, the mothers of future generations, the keeper of the household, the cloak of good will over this world inferno.. And your gona call them bad drivers? This insult is just over the edge Gagan. This is worse then when Janet Jackson was exposed infront of millions, that single event set us back years. And just when we were climbing that mountain again.. this post is like an avalanche bringing us back to the bottom. I wouldnt be suprised if tomorrow we arent aloud to vote. I am about ready to kill myself. Gagan Singh is the reason this singhnee will committ suicide.

  10. instincts Says:

    **** i smell a gianee, is that you?

  11. saturn? Says:

    …that’s what she said

  12. sprite zone Says:

    Dollar Bill$ said:

    “Thank you Science. Just goes to show that even scientists are saying girls cant drive. And my 2 cents are this, driving is indeed linked to hormones. girls are PMSing so much that they lose all focus to drive. They start talking on the phone while driving and then they blame guys for being in multicar collisions. GIRLS CAUSE mutli car accidents. like gagan said, we try to avoid ur stupidness and all of a sudden another girl hits the car from behind and then u got a pile up. Girls shud have their driving priviledges taken away. down with the female driver!

    Gagan for el Presidente!”

    And I agree with him. Down with the female driver!

  13. lol Says:

    WOW.. maybe just maybe the multicar crashes are caused by guys tryin so hard to look cool in their ghetto cars that they dont see the girl applyin her make-up beside them.. and as far as the “disgusted” comment goes.. i highly doubt gagan here is single-handedly goin to bring down all that is good about women by his post….

  14. Brap Singh Says:

    listen “lol”, if that is your real name, we dont need your negativity towards the superior male race up in here alright. if you aint down for the cause, then you just down. now go put on some more makeup, the foundation is wearing off and it aint easy on the eyes…

  15. lol Says:

    listen here “Brap Singh”.. who in the blue hell do u think ur kidding when ur prolly jus one em guys who will talk shit plenty about a girl wearing makeup and whatnot but when it comes down it.. u prolly will end up marrying one them girls.. u dont fool me.. all u guys like to talk big and act like ur somethin else.. but the reality is that majority of girls arent spending time primping their face cus they got nothing better to do.. its cus even the so called “religious” guys bailed on them when another pretty face came along.. and thats the damn truth.. so ill go on applying my makeup while u go on fronting ur ass off…

  16. Al Bundy Says:

    We are NO MA’AM!

    National
    Organization
    of
    Men
    Against
    Amazonian
    Masterhood

    Join NO MA’AM!

    NO DAM MA’AM!

    DOWN WITH THE FEMALES!

  17. dip of dips and fob of fobs Says:

    The funniest and dumbest post ever.. HAHA

  18. Brap Singh Says:

    listen “lol”, your a man

  19. me Says:

    hahaha…this is the stupidest post iv ever read..im usually over the speed limit, never been in an accident, i can backup without hittin something, can kick any guys ass n a drag race, an basically everythin else that has to do wit driving….my guy cousins (2 of them) on the other hand hav crashed a total of 3 cars in the past year.an these aint no fender benders im talkin bout…these were full on collisions.one of em actually killed a guy in the crash (the guy was like a 100 yrs old anyway)…now wut does that tell u bout who can actually drive?

  20. me Says:

    o btw…im girl

  21. hardeep Says:

    to ‘me’

    thers no proof that what u say is tru. for all we know ur just making stuff cuz well ur a girl. a feminist mayb. u cant even post ur name. how is anyone suppose to believe anything u say. for all we know u cud b a man posting as a girl because secretly u want to be a girl.

    i know of atleast 5 girls that have crashed their cars atleast twice, from fender benders to pile ups. and i know of girls tha have put ppl in the hospital in critical condition. now wat does that tell u bout who can actually drive?

  22. lol Says:

    no actually Brap.. im a woman.. nice to see u defend urself

  23. me Says:

    to ‘hardeep’

    lol…wut u want me to post my name and addy…hell i should just put up my pic while im at it. would that be enough proof for u? but even then how would u know thas really me? an for all i know u could be makin that stuff up bout the 5 girls crashing their cars….i guess that dont tell u shit bout anyones driving…an if u must know, my names sharan…or maybe im makin that up…..

  24. Brap Singh Says:

    stop talking to to your self

  25. me Says:

    ur a dumbass so just shutup

  26. Joe Smith Says:

    yo gagan it was me that backed up to your car best of all it was on purpose. AND WHAT! i’m out to get you, you maltonite. sala.

  27. haha Says:

    just cause you had a shitty day or bad experience doesn’t mean you’ve gotta blame it on bibian… You didn’t even know who hit ur car !

    Why do ppl have to hate on girls when they pissed off? No wonder most punjabi men are sexist assholes that treat their wives like shit

    Itd be nice to see you do a post on some things that bibian are actually good at, like giving birth or instilling Sikhi in their kids.. & i’m not hating on u personally i’m just saying the whole world has a stupid attitude towards bibian, but Singhs of all people shouldnt

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